Jonny Shitbag & The Smokes – “You could not have given the slightest of fucks”

Call me suspicious but I don’t think Curls Smokes (sometime resident of LOV3 MOT3L)is Curls Smokes real name. Maybe he has adopted a pseudonym because he is currently investigating Donald Trumps’ love of golden showers or because he’s a money launderer for a group of international drug dealers. Or because he likes smoking, or because he has curly hair or he’s good, but not great, at blowing smoke rings. Anyways he sent us in this here record by Jonny Shitbag & The Smokes. It’s an LP and it’s called “You could not have given the slightest of fucks” (Hidden Bay Records). I am a sucker for profanity, and if it’s framed by some top class electric boogie woogie wonderland pop-punk songs with killer tunes and a sense of humour, like what the fuck else could you want? Not too much you piss-laced, shit-stirring, bitch-titted hoors. I know you, oh yes. I was going to pick one song but to be honest, that would have been bollocks as the whole thing is a total fucking delight. So instead I’m awarding it our “Long Fucking Player Of The Shaggin’ Week”. Maybe the follow-up could be a Tom Waits’ cover LP called “Shitehawks At The Diner”? {At least you didn’t say “cuntyhooks”. Ed].

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